Thumb Wrestling Ring
Awkward Guy: "Is the man supposed to keep his thumb on the outside? And what if she puts her thumb on the outside? How long do I have to hold her hand? What will happen if she rejects me? Sweaty palms sweaty palms sweaty pa..
GOING FOR IT
'So... thumb war???'"
Jock: "Hey girl, I'm kind of into you. I think I might like to hold your hand, but in a competitive context as to not compromise my masculinity."
Thanks for the awkward gift, Johnny!