Saturday, October 30, 2010

The Awkward Guy's First Base/ Hand-holding for Jocks



Thumb Wrestling Ring



Awkward Guy:   "Is the man supposed to keep his thumb on the outside?  And what if she puts her thumb on the outside?   How long do I have to hold her hand?   What will happen if she rejects me?   Sweaty palms sweaty palms sweaty pa..
GOING FOR IT
'So... thumb war???'"


Jock:  "Hey girl, I'm kind of into you.  I think I might like to hold your hand, but in a competitive context as to not compromise my masculinity."  




Thanks for the awkward gift, Johnny!

2 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahaha omg i'm embarrassed FOR him. lol i have to say, it is unique.

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