I call this one, "It's from Guam, so it can't be crappy."
This deluxe Guam piggy bank is crafted out of a "Real Coconut"!!! It has decorative scratches all over the sides, like the coconut attempted to escape before the pig transformation. The coconut piggy is only available with a sad face, but wouldn't you be grumpy if someone only lacquered most your nose? I mean that's embarrassing. This one-of-a-kind piggy bank is NOT available with centered piggy-nose-holes, because everyone knows that the pigs are a little disfigured in Guam. This is as true to life as any other coconut-pig. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ANYTHING REAL-ER!
Moving to the rear....
I don't know about you, but when I think of coconuts I think of SECURITY. I can think of no better place to store money or other valuable goods. Safes are too obvious nowadays. I'd like to see you break into the bum-hole of my coconut pig!
No... but really... I can't open the pig's bum-plug... and accidentally yanked off the deluxe braided tail (pigs are fancy). This coconut pig is so secure, you can't even get your own money out of it.
Thank you Ben, for supplying this wonderful gift.