Gifts from Ex Boyfriends: the beginning!

Why is it that the natural response to a bad smell for so many people, is to insist that other people also experience the horrible smell?

"Ughhh, the carpeting smells like rotting cheese!  SMELL IT!"-- me 

"SICK!  It DOES smell horrible!"-- you (why do you always give in? sucka!)

As you smile and think, "Hey, I do that sometimes.  Why?  It's weird, I should probably stop insisting that people smell nasty crap"-- think about another common scenario. 

You're sitting in one of your best friend's dorm rooms one morning, after spending an otherwise excellent night out.

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGES.

Your supposed 'best friend' drops the bomb...


"Look at this!  This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.  Ben gave it to me.  Do you want it?"

Oh yes, your friend has just re-gifted a piece of crap from an ex boyfriend.  She would feel way too guilty throwing it away which is why you, as a good friend, are morally obligated to own this new catastrophe-of-a-gift.

And so we begin.  If you have a gift from an ex boyfriend you would like to be featured on this blog, please send a twitpic  of the item, or email to giftsfromexboyfriends@gmail.com and we will make a post honoring the weird crap.

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