The Awkward Guy's First Base/ Hand-holding for Jocks

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Awkward Guy:   "Is the man supposed to keep his thumb on the outside?  And what if she puts her thumb on the outside?   How long do I have to hold her hand?   What will happen if she rejects me?   Sweaty palms sweaty palms sweaty pa..

GOING FOR IT

'So... thumb war???'"

Jock:  "Hey girl, I'm kind of into you.  I think I might like to hold your hand, but in a competitive context as to not compromise my masculinity."  

Thanks for the awkward gift, Johnny!